why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
—the infamous words that break my heart no matter what sports manga is involved (via udon-udon)
if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up
because the dRUgS NevER WoRK
thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk
CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN
THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE INSPIRATIONS WILL SHRED
[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]